high-functioningginger:

And the Righteous Man spoke unto the Prophet Kevin “I present you with keys to our dwelling. Do not betray this trust with merriment and wine.”

And the Prophet replied “Fear not, for I have no one to make merry with” And the Righteous Man gazed sorrowfully at him and spake no more.

Chuck 8:23

tardis-in-purgatory:

i want the first scene of season 9 to be some sleazy creep trying to pick up this girl and he wraps his greasy arm around her and goes “so… did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” and she yanks out her angel blade and ganks him and as his mutilated corpse falls to the ground she mutters “i hate this planet”

thecorruptedquietone:

prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. 

#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are not even attracted to the doctor

marciellesmusings:

blueeyedangel-greeneyedhunter:

Dear Metatron,

I hope you step on a lego.

Regards, the Supernatural Fandom

I love how - I hope you step on a lego - is the absolute worst thing we can think of

mememaster:

was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so

(Source: besthunters)

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

thetadoctor:

yanagoya:

Also Cumberbatch making this face I don’t even know what to do with. 

:>

he literally does that :> face

a rabbit, john!: ticklishbutts: chibicarrera: ticklishbutts: theladyofpie:...

ticklishbutts:

chibicarrera:

ticklishbutts:

theladyofpie:

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for…